P.O.D.: 200907

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July 30, 1932: Walt Disney releases his first color cartoon by a process called Technicolor....at least that is what they want you to think. Actually TheSpare15 did not like the artist drawing the cartoon and when his head was severred from his body the blood leaked onto the drawing creating the color on the cartoon.

List of People who have seen numeroDOS open his eyes

Al-Hakim bi-Amr Allah - 1021

John Cabot - 1499

Miguel Corte-Real - 1502

The 117 men, women, and children of the Roanake Colony - 1587

Benjamin Bathurst - 1809

All people on board the Mary Celeste - 1872

Amelia Earhart - 1937

Michael Rockefeller - 1961

Leonid Rozhetskin - 2008

Random Sighting!

July 20, 1969: Neil Armstrong takes what he thinks are the first steps on the moon. He looks up and sees a flag flying. Written on the flag...."I AM NUMERO UNO!"

ORIGINS FACT VS. MYTH

The year was 1923 and the Irish Civil War is in full force.

MYTH: It is written in the history books that the war ended on May 24, 1923 after the Anglo-Irish Treaty was signed. The war was between the forces of the Free State and their counterparts known as the Irish Republic. The civil war is believed to have claimed more than 3000 Irish Soldiers lives which is more lives than were lost during Irelands independence from Great Britain. The country was divided and many can still see this division in Ireland today.

FACT: Ireland was once actually two countries, Igrius and Ealugland. These two countries went to war because the princess from Ealugland and the Prince of Igrius had a baby. Both countries claimed the baby would be their next king and neither country wanted to join the other. This caused the outbreak of war in 1921 and by 1923 all signs pointed to Ealugland winning this war. Then on May 24, 1923 two men walked into the castle of Ealugland and approached the king. The men were towering figures and fear instantly flowed through the King. He noticed that one of these mens eyes stayed closed and this puzzled the king as he finally got the courage to ask, "Who are you and what are you doing here?" One of the men replied, "I am TheSpare15 and this is NumeroDos and we are here to end this war!" The King began to laugh, "This war is all but over, we have won, Igrius does not have a chance to beat us now." With that TheSpare15 raised his hand and the Kings laughing head fell from his body and to the ground, he was dead. The crowd in the room looked on stunned and scared as he turned to them and claimed, "Now this war is all but won." And with that he looked over at his partner and NumeroDos opened his eyes, all the people, the land, and everything that made up the country Ealugland disappeared forever.

At this time two men walked into the castle of Igrius and one of these men stated, "I am Tytime and your war is over, Ealugland is dead." All the people in the castle began to rejoice and cry with tears of happiness. The King of Igrius approached the men and said, "I prayed that we would be saved and win this war and you have answered my prayers." With that the second man said, "Entonces usted debe haber rezado a la persona equivocada, porque ya es hora de que mueras!" The King looked at this man puzzled and turned to Tytime and asked, "What did he say?" Tytime responded, "He said that you must have prayed to the wrong person, because it is time for you to die!" The King scoffed, "Who does he think he is..." the man turned to the crownd and glared at them when suddenly a lightning bolt came from nowhere, expecially confusing since they were inside, and killed everyone in the room except for the two men and the king. With that the man turned to the king and said, "Soy un Numero Uno!"...."I AM NUMERO UNO" and with that the two men disappeared, leaving the king with no followers, no foes, no one but himself.

That night the King had a dream and in that dream a small stout figure appeared and began to talk to the King. He told the King to start a new country, the country of Ireland and to never speak of the events that took place and instead make up a story about an Irish Civil War. The King asked the man, "Why would I not tell anyone the truth, and why would I call my new country Ireland?" The man in the dream simply replied, "Because, I F$*ck#%g told you too!" And with that the dream was over. The King never understood but for some reason he complied, he never told anyone the truth and he started a new country, Ireland. And for the rest of his life he always wondered, who was this man in his dream, the man with the read beard...but he never knew.

And that is truth about the Irish Civil War. Historians and Scholars will tell you about the war that divided a country forever but that is not the truth...THAT IS NOT FACT!!! FACT IS...IT WAS P.O.D.

New Quote

"Why is it when he enemy calls in a UAV, we do the opposite of good?"
- tallwall

Original P.O.D. Members: ORIGINS

The Clan: It was the blistering summer of 1917 and the blistering winds of the Sahara were in full force. As the dust settled from a huge sandstorm that had swept the rolling hills of the desert there appeared four figures. One approaching from the West, one from the East, one from the North, and one from the South. All four figures walking towards each other. All alone in the vast emptiness of the desert. The four men walked until they were all four facing each other...standing only inches apart. Finally, one of them spoke, "Soy Numero Uno, yo demando para saber lo que usted hace aqui!" Translation, "I am Numero Uno, I demand to know what you are doing here!" With no hesitation one of the others answered, "I am The Spare 15, I had a dream last night, and in that dream I saw myself at this exact point at this exact time." All of the other three gasped in shock as they had all had the exact same dream. One shouted in response, "How can this be? I thought this dream was meant for me and me alone...for I am Tytime and this is my destiny!" With that the fourth member, obviously the most quiet and reserved of the four men, the one that had his eyes closed the entire time said, "Soy el Numero Dos y si es el destino de nadie, es mio. Una ves que abro mis ojos lo que todo habra terminado!" ..."I am Numero Dos and if it is anyone's destiny, it is mine. Once I open my eyes this will all be over!" The others gasped once more for they all realized what was happening. The stories and the fables had accumulated over time. Each of them was thought only to be a myth by normal people around the world. They all thought that they were the only ones that had the power to match their iconic status. Yet they now realized that all the myths they had heard of the others were real. They were not alone in this world. There were more. They had come from the North, the South, the East, and the West. They had traveled far and wide and killed every poser that they found. And now they realized that these others were not posers, but in fact icons, all different and yet all the same. And with that Numero Dos opened his eyes and the four men simply disappeared. All that was left was their footprints in the sand, which had shifted and seemed to spell something out...it read, "PAYABLE ON DEATH....WE ARE P.O.D."

Original P.O.D. Members: ORIGINS

tytime: In 1891 a woman slowly walked across the icy streets of Oqaatsut, Greenland holding a tiny baby boy. She was seeking shelter and knew that if she did not find it quickly both her and the boy would die. As she struggled to walk any further two shadowy figures appeared in front of her. As she approached the figures she could see that one of them was a skeleton wearing a black hood and cloak and the other was a very old man with a long gray beard and holding a very large walking stick. The woman called out to the two strange figures, "Who are you and what do you want with me?" The skeleton replied, "I am Death," while the old man said, "I am Father Time." The skeleton proceeded to say, "We are here for you. One of you will have to die today, but the other one is going to be given the gift of eternal life." The woman started to cry and she said, "You have to kill me and let the boy live forever, that is what is right." And with that both the woman and Death disappeared and the boy was laying on the icy ground alone as Father Time approached him. With one wave of his walking stick the boy grew rapidly and took the shape of a 23 year old man. The boy looked puzzled and Father Time explained, "You have been given the gift of never growing old. You will be this age for the rest of eternity." The new man looked at Father Time and all of a sudden the old man felt evil in this new mans gaze. Then Father Time dropped his stick and fell to the floor grasping his heart, "What is happening to me?" The man looked down on Father Time and said, "You are dying, it will be slow and painful." Father Time looked up and said, "why and how" The man simply replied, "Why...because you let Death take my mother....how...well, you may be Father Time....BUT I AM TYTIME!"

Original P.O.D. Members: ORIGINS

TheSpare15: In Snow Hill, London there was a child born in the year 1886. The parents of this child were Phillip Newton Spare and Eliza Anne Adelaide Osman. This child that was born during the brutal English winter of 1886 was the couple's 15th child. When the child started to grow the mother knew that her child had a gift. You see the child always had a pencil in his hand and could draw anything he saw, almost perfectly. However, this was quite a sore spot for the father as he was a successful police officer and dearly wanted his youngest son to follow in his footsteps. One night the father came home in a drunken rage and the boy awakened to his father beating on his mother and ranting, "This can not be happening in my family, my son should be a police officer, not a damn artist." Then the fathers eyes turned to the boy that had woken up, and he approached the boy with his hand raised to beat his youngest child. In a calm and soothing voice the boy, only 5 years old at this point simply said, "I would not do that if I were you, art is not my only talent." The father scoffed and swung his arm to strike the boy...then in that moment the boy raised his hand and with no explanation the fathers drunken head was cut from his body and he fell to the floor...dead. As his mother wept the boy looked at the 14 other children, and even though he was the youngest he somehow knew he was now the man of this household. He looked down at his fathers severed head and simply said, "I am no longer the artist I thought I was....I AM THE SPARE 15!"

Original P.O.D. Members: ORIGINS

NumeroDos: In 1904 at a small hospital in Molaque, Mexico a baby was born from a local street hooker. When the doctor asked this woman that he needed to know who the father was. The woman responded, "But of course I have no way of knowing who the father is. I have sex with many men every day of my life." The doctor looked at her and said, "We need to know because it seems your baby has a problem." The whore gasped, "Oh my god doctor is the baby ok?" He replied, "Your son seems to be doing fine, but he won't open his eyes. His eyes have not opened once since he has come out of your womb." And with that the woman remembered, "I do remember I made love to one man who would not open his eyes. He said it was for my own safety and that someday I would understand." And with that the baby opened his eyes...and no one ever saw the the baby, the woman, the doctor, or the hospital ever again. When this catostrophic event happened, over 3000 miles away in the jungles of Brazil the mysterious man that only existed in theory looked up at the sky and said, "Es mi hijo, que es numero dos"..."THAT IS MY SON, THAT IS NUMERO DOS!"

Original P.O.D. Members: ORIGINS

NumeroUno: In the year 1873 a wise scholar was traveling through Central Mexico doing research about cultures from around the world. While walking through the village of Los Boquillas this scholar came upon a boy playing alone in the street. This man approached the boy and said, "why are you playing alone, where are your parents?" The boy replied, "No tengo a ningunos padres soy solo." which translates to "I have no parents, I am alone." Upon hearing this the scholar looked at the boy, very puzzled, and said, "How is this possible, no one should be alone." And without thinking and for no reason at all the boy replied, "Estoy cansado de usted ahora, usted debe morir." This translates to, "I am tired of you now, you must die." And without warning a lightning bolt came from the clear sky above and struck the scholar down dead. When everyone turned to look the dead man lay there on the ground and there was no site of the boy. Then a wisper came from the wind, "Soy el numero uno"....."I AM NUMERO UNO"

tytime's random thought of the day!

People always say, "when in rome, do as the romans do." Well I always say, "when in war, do as warriors do....and hide behind tytime and let him take care of the problem."

NEW QUOTE!

numerouno: "Good job penis....good job"

Multiplayer

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Weapons Analyzed

Here's a cool video that takes every preview and gameplay footage that's been released of MW2, and picks out every single weapon that's been shown.

Random Thought!!

In case you did not realize this...apparently Modern Warfare 2 is a biography about my life.

New Quotes

TheSpare15 - "I'm a snake"

RUMOR - ALIEN TERRORIST MODE???

Rumor is spreading that MW2 will contain a bonus game similar to Nazi Zombies called Alien Terrorist.

Nazi Zombies is awesome on WaW, but what do you guys think? Would an Alien Terrorist Mode be cool on MW2?

Google Alien Terrorist Modern Warfare 2, there's crap all over the Web but I can't find anything official. What do ya'll think?